I can’t believe that is what Ashlee Simpson named her son. I’m under the impression she just wanted to see how many strange letters she could fit into his name and didn’t really care about anything else…like, oh, I don’t know, the fact that he’s now
going to have go through his entire life WITH A NAME LIKE BRONX WENTZ.
Silly, silly parents.
This is a national tragedy.
P.S.: Is anyone else weirded out that Ashlee Simpson just had a baby? (And yes, I used to watch her show. So did you.) Seriously though, isn’t she our age? WHAT IS GOING ON.
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Lana // November 21, 2008 at 10:13 pm |
You forgot to mention that his middle name is MOWGLI. As in, THE JUNGLE BOOK.
caroline // November 21, 2008 at 10:29 pm |
OH MY GOD. I completely scanned right past that. I was too overwhelmed by Bronx. MOWGLI??? Are these people on crack?
Look forward to discussing this over a cocktail in NYC.
Christina // November 24, 2008 at 1:21 am |
Actually, she cared alot about the name. My coworker’s son’s name is Bronx, and her ex-husband’s colleague knows Nicole Richie. They were talking about baby names and they told her my coworker’s kid’s name, and she told them. “Bronx” wasn’t random, but the Mowgli part I’m not so sure about.