If you looked up “tranny hot mess” in the dictionary, you would find the exact image seen below:
This is Lady Gaga, strutting her stuff on the streets of Paris. In a blazer. And pearls. Sans pants. Bitch is wearing A HAIR BOW. (Um, if you’re wondering what a hair bow is, you’re clearly not well-versed in tranny hot mess fashion. Hair bows, or bows made out of human hair, are all the rage right now.)
I love how normal her friend looks.
I hate that Lady Gaga was born in 1986. (Yes, I just wikipedia-ed her. What of it.) I hate all celebrities born in, or after, 1986. It’s unfair. Rondo is unfair. Taylor Swift is evil. Seeing Miley at the Oscars made me want to slit my wrists. YOU DO NOT BELONG. AND WHY ARE YOU SIXTEEN? AND NO ONE BELIEVES YOU ARE A VIRGIN OKAY?????
Wait, I sort of still love that “my best Leslie” song…..DAMN IT.
Lastly, if you want to feel scared about the state of our nation’s youth, and you simultanously desire to waste precious moments of your beautiful life muttering at a computer screen while shoving oatmeal into your mouth, please read any of the comment pages of Lady Gaga’s videos on Youtube.
A sample comment from the “Poker Face” page:
To the person who asked what poker face is when your playing poker and your all serious and can bluff and is able to lie and stuff
Gee, thanks, Melisa1211.
Anyway, here’s the song. Clearly, it’s horrible beyond belief, and I love it. Shout out to my boo Charlene, who also loves the Gaga, and is a tranny mess herself. Just dance.
5 responses so far ↓
Mike // March 1, 2009 at 3:32 pm |
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canterwind // July 5, 2009 at 7:07 am |
u suck
JIM // July 15, 2009 at 1:17 pm |
HOW FUCKING PATHETIC WRITTING THAT ABOUT GAGA YOU UGLY FAT LITTLE WHORE
Bette // July 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm |
Instead of being scared about the “state of our nation’s youth”, why doesnt everybody take their time to look at who raised all of us in the first place?
I know a lot of people who are sh*tty people, but look at their parents.
Its not our fault adults are too stupid or don’t care about how to raise kids properly.
steven // July 20, 2009 at 8:22 am |
haha wow whoever wrote this is such a no-lifer