Coffee ice cream, yum.

I’m eating ice cream on a Friday night, in the living room, with my Mom.  Call me lame, but the cold coffee deliciousness is the only thing that will calm me down right now, as I struggle with this Sarah Palin resigning nonsense. If that biatch runs for President in 2012, I will kidnap Gisele’s baby so help me God. Otherwise, my head will explode. WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, HUH??? Maybe she should stop twittering and yelling at Letterman and go back to college or something. GROSS.

I dunno, maybe I’m anxious because I move to NYC tomorrow. All my baaaaags are packed I’m reaaaady to gooooo, I’m standing here outside your door, I hate to wake you up……

ANYHOW, did anyone watch the match today?!?!?! Holy Andy Roddick Canoli!! I totally teared up at the end when he went all fetal postion-ey on the grass. I was so happy for him, plus his wife is so pretty I want to eat her for a snack!! (Um, I just did some research and….his wife is named Brooklyn, and she was born in 1987. I’m confused….) Regardless, I am really rooting for him this Sunday. My boyfriend, who loves Federer almost as much as he loves stuffing himself with cake, is not rooting for Andy. So clearly, he is a communist. He probably wants Palin to be our next President too. Yikes. The dude even went so far as to bet me that Federer will win. I decided against that, at least monetary wise. Maybe if Andy loses, I’ll buy him a Big Mac or some cake mix or something, but $20? I know the stats going into Sunday’s match, and that ain’t pretty. As the NYTIMES reports….

Roddick reached the Wimbledon final in 2004 and 2005, losing on both occasions to Federer. Now, at 26, he has a rematch and a chance to play in his first Grand Slam final since the 2006 United States Open final. He lost there to Federer, as well.

In truth, Roddick nearly always loses to Federer, the Swiss star who is 18-2 against him and 7-0 against him in Grand Slam tournaments.

WHATEVER, 2009 is the year of change right?!?!?!

Right!!!