1) I thought I saw Zac Efron in Guy&Gallard on 29th Street a few days ago. Spent 45 seconds breathing heavily and sweating and debating getting a second muffin so that I could approach him. Then the man-boy turned his head and….false alarm. It was devastating.
2) Today I was admiring my holiday Starbucks cup, thinking about well their marketing has worked for me this holiday season, when the 6 train came to its stop in Grand Central and I did that horrible tourist thing where you fly forward into three people as if you’re shocked to discover how subway cars operate. I essentially strangled and knocked down a petite Asian woman in furry ear muffs.
Yep, that’s about it.
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